PROCRASTINATION!!

Sup hoe's. So I failed my compass test and need to retake it, so I got bunch of shit to study so I'll pass. The thing is I don't ever study for anything, so instead of being on my macbook I should be practicing punctuation, and core 3 mathmaticalsz.

Why can't I just be good at math yall. Why can't I just learn how to edit a paper. Why can't studying be kuet and fun. I h8 high school, just wanna be with my own kind at college; where people read blogs, dress alt, and buy misbhave. I wanna be able to leave class whenever I need to check my myspace, I wish I could be with people who 'get me' yall.

Just h8 how difficult the compass test is. Actually I'm just retarded, and its actually easy shit.

What are Plays?

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Sup yall, I've recently decided to start taking drama because there was no room left in Health and I hate PE. So far I learned how much I h8 drama kids, and how annoying it is to play improve games with conservative mormans; all I wanna do is joke about anal and DOC.

Decided to audition for one-act plays, and got casted in a homoerotic/ 12 year old writen play about captin hook. I play wendy's little brother michael. I decided to play the role like a stoner brobag. Feel pretty confident on my choice of how I protray the fggt/ footy pajama wearing/ ""cat noise"" bro.

Have yall ever been in a play, were you a lead via teacher preference, or a backdrop loser used to fill space. I was a lead cause school try to use the ethnics first and now I'm very out of place.
Have yall found a class/ group/ cult where you feel in place yet?
Wish I was yall if you have, cause apparently I'm not a business man, artist, or theater pro.
not everyone is maryam abdi I guess.

Miss you elementry school.

FRIENDSHIP!!!

What is friendship yall? Is it someone who will party with you and get 'trashed' with? Is it someone who you can flash your vadge/ tits/ bonner with? Or is it some sort of person that you bring with you on reality shows?

I think it can be all of those but I think I'd choose the last out of all. The reason I'm blogging about stupid shit like friendship is because I have stupid people that are in my life that hold no value and I'm trying to decide what makes them a good friend vs. a dumptatstic bitchbag.

Do your good/ real friends take yall to burger King

Or do they go see shitty movies with yall?

Will they go to concerts with yall?

Maybe they make space bongs via gatoraid bottle and sink filter.

I think good friends care about you by making you fergalicious collages for your birthday and christmas. 

I think good friends dress 'alt' with you and take macbook pics with you.

Or put on child predator glasses and cardigans and then go to hipster coffee shops and look for altbros/hoes to stare at.

I'm sure that the friends I have know how to be a 'relevant friend' and not act like/ look like a fugly mnstrm unreliable jerktron! 

Its just my friends by default that I h8.

How do I remove those friends, yall?

I really wanna know

Lacoste Red! Collection

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I'm a big fan of lacoste Red! collection. It's those white pants, I just can't help myself. For some reason there's some ethnics in the campaign, it's obviously because Obama is in, and so is AZNs cause of China taking over via the economy.

Anyway yall Lacoste is a little over price but its pretty relevant and shizz. Go here to buy http://shopapparel.lacoste.com/index.html

Denim

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Weirdly interested in how denim is made. Actually I know how; AZN people(i.e babies) like myself are put into factories and given snack wraps and quarters and forced to make yards of died blue cotton. This is turned into kuetsy rompers like the one above. And into skinny jeans that altbro's wear in order to stay relevant and conceptual.

Kinda obsessed with denim clothes yall. Think I might gmail American Apparel and ask them to make a new line of denim nessesities. Gotta stay fierce yallz

First Interview

IS..... with myself

Skyler Rodriguez is 17 and from Seattle, WA. He spends the majority of his life at school, which he considers the most corrupt thing since China. He enjoys reading magazines and eating at Burger King. He can't play any sports and has no desire to learn.

Q: What is your favorite class at school?
"Probably English but I kinda hate them all, so that questions slightly irrelevant and stupid."

Q: If you could design your most perfect class what would it be about?
"A textile designing/ screen printing class where you can make your own fabrics and print on them with intricate designs using several medium's such as cotton, denim, leather, and wood."

Q: Who would teach it, and how could I sign up?
"It would be taught by a 1980s underground fashion designer from Tabago. She would only wear onesies like YSL jumpers and Channel roumpers. She'd also have a sequined eye patch, that she required from a slumdog millionaire-esque event. The only way to get into the class is though submiting your potfolio with a head shot, no uglies may apply."

Q: Who are you faviorte labels?
"Diesel, 3.1 Philip Lim, insight, acne, Fred Perry, Dior Homme, anything vintage, oh and Banana Republic hahaha"

Q: Who would be on your dream top 8 on myspace?
" hmmmm #8 would be Dr. Phil cause I need my advice from generation OLD,
#7 would be Carles from HRO cause I needa stay culturally relevant,
#6 would be Britney Spears sinces she's back bitches,
#5 would be god for obvious reasons, and
#4 would be Boo from Super Mario Brothers only becuase he is so so frierce,
#3 would have to be Amanda Wakefield because she's famous didn't you know?
#2 would be Santa Claus becuase I require the gifts that are made by elfpreds.
Lastly #1 would definatley be LIndsay Lohan becuase she's the future and present of fashion yall. "

Q: What are the top 3 Songs on your itunes?

1. Poker Face -Lady GaGa
2. Paper Planes-M.I.A.
3. Valarie -Mark Ronson

Q: Finally if you could be any animal what would it be?
Pikachu, he isn't like that fat ass snorlax.

[Via ffffound]

Elena Jacket

Is super sick, and your probably jealous right now.
ZOMG, and its sunny outside. I haven't seen the sun in months now.
yall