Fatty, and yall

Do yall feel good this summer? Do yall ever feel bad for eating the loads of ice cream, for drinking anti-light beer, for being an all around fatty?

Every summer I can usually get 'in shape' via late night workouts and sleeping.
But for some reason the distractions are heavier.
The ice cream is tastier.
The naps are shorter.
And so are the workouts.

Am I a quitter? Am I a fatty?

My only weakness.
Do yall have any tricks on how to not be such a lazy fat ass?
I wish I wasn't poor and could continue my interpretive queefing dance classes.

She's Just a meow meow

For the summer

Bye Bye sophomore year. Sup summer 09, in blog years it's probably about December already, but since I h8 blog timing, I'll ignore that.
So far I've had a summer that masters the three main concepts of fun: Music, Magic, and Maybe's.

My playlist for summer 09'
Pony Pony Run Run- Hey you<3<3<3
We Have Band- West end girls
La Roux- Tigerlily
Miike Snow- Animal
Datarock- Give it up
Little Boots- New in town (Fred Falke Remix)
Annie- Heartbeat
Klaxons- As Above, So Below (Jutice Remix)
Passion Pit- Swimming in a flood
30h!3- Colorado Sunrise
Lily Allen- Mr. Blue Sky
Empire of the Sun- Half Mast
Leighton Meester- Birthday
Dragonette- Fixin to Thrill
La Roux- I'm not your toy <3 <3 <3
Frankmusik- Confusion Girl
Chairlift- Evident Utensil<3<3<3<3
Junior Boys- In the Morning
Flosstrandamus- Big Bills
Passion Pit- The reeling
MGMT- Of moons birds and Monsters(Holy Ghost! Remix)<3<3<3
Lady Gaga- Money Honey
Yelle-Who's that girl? (Oui est cette fille?)
Friendly Fires- Skeleton Boy

SOOOOO LONG Soooo good. Magic, as in the ability to fly or cast spells on fuggers, or make really good collages.
Or just look really fierce in a Corona Muscle-T.
Mabye's. Like maybe I'll go to your party, or maybe I'll go home and watch Aqua Teen.
Maybe, I'll decide what summer really means...

SCHEDULING

Look at these angry kids yall, I know how they feel.
They either have been told santa isn't real or like myself, cannot decide what classes they should take.

I'm really stressing yall, I wanna do running start real bad, but I can't test into math 100 level. So I guess I'm just going to be forced to leave one of the classes I was most looking forward too, AP English, and just take that English Composition 101 in the morning at Cascadia.

Anyway, h8 you math, h8 you other classes at IHS, why can't you all be in the morning? Maybe I should plan for senior year while I'm ahead, wish I skipped a level in math, like in 7th grade or something.

This schedule seems pretty smart don't you think?:

At IHS:
4: IB advanced math bull shit
5: ASL 200 for retards
6: Advanced Marketing, or watching Mr. Rockwood nip for an hour.
7: Nordic News, that no one reads

At Cascadia:
1st Trimester: English Composition 1, looks boring
College Strategies online, eff yalll
2nd Trimester: Another English class to cover my senior year credit
3rd Trimester: United States History 3, or science.

Do yall think I'm wasting my future away, do yall think I won't pass the SAT/ ACT with classes like these?
How am I going to get into Berkeley? How am I going to get into Pepperdine? How am I going to get into UW? How am I going to get into Bellevue Community College? How am I going to get into Taco Bell?
How yall?