FRIENDSHIP!!!

What is friendship yall? Is it someone who will party with you and get 'trashed' with? Is it someone who you can flash your vadge/ tits/ bonner with? Or is it some sort of person that you bring with you on reality shows?

I think it can be all of those but I think I'd choose the last out of all. The reason I'm blogging about stupid shit like friendship is because I have stupid people that are in my life that hold no value and I'm trying to decide what makes them a good friend vs. a dumptatstic bitchbag.

Do your good/ real friends take yall to burger King

Or do they go see shitty movies with yall?

Will they go to concerts with yall?

Maybe they make space bongs via gatoraid bottle and sink filter.

I think good friends care about you by making you fergalicious collages for your birthday and christmas. 

I think good friends dress 'alt' with you and take macbook pics with you.

Or put on child predator glasses and cardigans and then go to hipster coffee shops and look for altbros/hoes to stare at.

I'm sure that the friends I have know how to be a 'relevant friend' and not act like/ look like a fugly mnstrm unreliable jerktron! 

Its just my friends by default that I h8.

How do I remove those friends, yall?

I really wanna know