Fall Quarter

I have yet to do something good this quarter. I've honestly wasted so much time. I have nothing to show for it, nothing.
Do you ever feel like you spend so much time on nothing?
It kills me...
How do you get yourself to a successful place?
How do you make yourself feel accomplished?

Do you read books?
I heard of this book called 'titlight.' Is it any good?
Do you make people feel bad about themselves?
I know of these people called 'sociopaths.' I guess they like it when people do shit/ feel bad for you.
Do you start cults? I've heard of this Italian hooker named lady gaga. She seems to stand for some kind of satanic cult. Sounds rewarding!
I guess most people have to work hard to feel accomplished/ successful. So maybe I should start studying more.
NEW MOTTO! studying and working hard will get you places. Not worshiping satan!
YAYYYYYY WINTER QUARTER!!!

Boob Sweat

Serious serious boob sweat. I need to learn to drive. I need to get a car. I need to stop relying in stupid shit.


Life lessons surprise you- like boob sweat surprises a once skinny fat chick. How do you compromise when its all on you. You don't, you blame other people!
So here is a list of people I blame for Lisa not being in my English class/ me not driving/ me not having a car/ ghosts.

• My parents- they've lived their life in stupidity and its unfortuneatly passed on to me.
• Every person in my English 101 class- y'all ain't shit, so drop the class.
• Bailey Lubick!!!! Thanks for swaying me into signing up for classes way late! You're super to blame!
• Jesus- When exactly do you start guiding me into the right path?
• My cats- poop.
• Public Transit- Why are you so unreliable and not frequent? Serious shiteousness.
• All my classes at IHS- wish I could just go for 1-4, but I can't because two of my classes are not offered accordingly.
• Fergie- You make me piss my pants.

My blog has really gone downhill since Obama became president.

Summers 09's dead

No more underage stripper dances, no more late night parties w/the hoe's, no more fruit and pool parties, and no more sun.
Though I may be saddened by the end of this glorious summer I won't miss being a fat lazy dumbass! And being away from productivity, and real life...
I think everyone including myself need this summer to end. Its about time to get priorities in check, and mindsets corrected.
V-necks need to be ironed, and notebooks need to be decorated w/a signature that say " Hey this is me, this picture of miley represents who I am!"
I'm feeling pretty happy of the idea of owning some new shit, I mean its about time...

But not too happy to seeing abunch of people who I h8!

I have a Job!

A lot of you may be at home during this summer, sleeping, getting "fucked up" , and taking hits of coke off your bff's iPhone. And probably many of yall think to yourselves "Wowzer bro, I'm like totally out of dollar bills and can no long vist your cousin at ricks. I need a job!"
And many of yall try for this job. And fail
BUT NOT ME!!
I never give up yall, except in contact sports, or anything mascline.

Yet while on the job I realized the stress level, and how tired I easily became. Honestly, I'm a just too lazy and stupid to have a job.

Unless that job is one of the following:
Cat Scientist, this job will incorporate my two favorite things, cats and white lab coats.
T-shirt gun launcher: I have an uncanny obsession with t-shirt gun's. I see them and go ape shit. Honestly, when I see a person with a t-shirt gun ready to launch their sexy goods into a crowd of filthy consumers I become the kind of person I h8 and run for to that projectile. I'd also be the most loved man at all sporting events.
T-bell worker: easy to get this job, and all the chilupa's and cunt wrap supremes I want. Sadly I don't think T-bell promotes from within.

I'm obviously going nowhere if I choose these jobs, but I just can't help myself, I have only so many skills.
Maybe I can be just get my G.E.D. and join the marines!

Fatty, and yall

Do yall feel good this summer? Do yall ever feel bad for eating the loads of ice cream, for drinking anti-light beer, for being an all around fatty?

Every summer I can usually get 'in shape' via late night workouts and sleeping.
But for some reason the distractions are heavier.
The ice cream is tastier.
The naps are shorter.
And so are the workouts.

Am I a quitter? Am I a fatty?

My only weakness.
Do yall have any tricks on how to not be such a lazy fat ass?
I wish I wasn't poor and could continue my interpretive queefing dance classes.

She's Just a meow meow

For the summer

Bye Bye sophomore year. Sup summer 09, in blog years it's probably about December already, but since I h8 blog timing, I'll ignore that.
So far I've had a summer that masters the three main concepts of fun: Music, Magic, and Maybe's.

My playlist for summer 09'
Pony Pony Run Run- Hey you<3<3<3
We Have Band- West end girls
La Roux- Tigerlily
Miike Snow- Animal
Datarock- Give it up
Little Boots- New in town (Fred Falke Remix)
Annie- Heartbeat
Klaxons- As Above, So Below (Jutice Remix)
Passion Pit- Swimming in a flood
30h!3- Colorado Sunrise
Lily Allen- Mr. Blue Sky
Empire of the Sun- Half Mast
Leighton Meester- Birthday
Dragonette- Fixin to Thrill
La Roux- I'm not your toy <3 <3 <3
Frankmusik- Confusion Girl
Chairlift- Evident Utensil<3<3<3<3
Junior Boys- In the Morning
Flosstrandamus- Big Bills
Passion Pit- The reeling
MGMT- Of moons birds and Monsters(Holy Ghost! Remix)<3<3<3
Lady Gaga- Money Honey
Yelle-Who's that girl? (Oui est cette fille?)
Friendly Fires- Skeleton Boy

SOOOOO LONG Soooo good. Magic, as in the ability to fly or cast spells on fuggers, or make really good collages.
Or just look really fierce in a Corona Muscle-T.
Mabye's. Like maybe I'll go to your party, or maybe I'll go home and watch Aqua Teen.
Maybe, I'll decide what summer really means...

SCHEDULING

Look at these angry kids yall, I know how they feel.
They either have been told santa isn't real or like myself, cannot decide what classes they should take.

I'm really stressing yall, I wanna do running start real bad, but I can't test into math 100 level. So I guess I'm just going to be forced to leave one of the classes I was most looking forward too, AP English, and just take that English Composition 101 in the morning at Cascadia.

Anyway, h8 you math, h8 you other classes at IHS, why can't you all be in the morning? Maybe I should plan for senior year while I'm ahead, wish I skipped a level in math, like in 7th grade or something.

This schedule seems pretty smart don't you think?:

At IHS:
4: IB advanced math bull shit
5: ASL 200 for retards
6: Advanced Marketing, or watching Mr. Rockwood nip for an hour.
7: Nordic News, that no one reads

At Cascadia:
1st Trimester: English Composition 1, looks boring
College Strategies online, eff yalll
2nd Trimester: Another English class to cover my senior year credit
3rd Trimester: United States History 3, or science.

Do yall think I'm wasting my future away, do yall think I won't pass the SAT/ ACT with classes like these?
How am I going to get into Berkeley? How am I going to get into Pepperdine? How am I going to get into UW? How am I going to get into Bellevue Community College? How am I going to get into Taco Bell?
How yall?

Interviews

Sup yall, just got back from an interview. So stressed to find out the results. By like I tweeted, I won't be finding out till the end of May.

Anywhozels, have yall ever gone to an interview?
Did you think it went well, and got the job?
Did you think it went bad, and didn't get the job?
Or did you think it went well, and didn't get( or vice versa; yall)

I think it went straight up fergalicous, that gurtron loved my tie, and question answers.
Hopefully I got a place. But know what yall, I've had several very 'successful' interview, like at desert sun, and at Banna Republic, and I didn't even get a call...

Think I might write a thank yall letter, it might help seal the dizeal.
<3 yall

TRUST??

Sup yall, so the new ACZTION today is: Trust...

Tell me, can I trust these scary American Apperal fool being accompanied by popo, more than my friends?
When you tell someone a secret, do you honestly think they'll keep it?
Or do yall hope it gets around so you'll be 'badass/ slutty/ Relevant/ Sexy.
I think people who lie or deny lie's are sociopaths.
Sociopaths are a very everyday person. They look like yall, eat with yall, talk with yall, and yall might love'em.
Sociopaths don't have a conscious, and therefore don't love. There about 1 sociopaths for ever 25 peps.
I know about 3. And I don't take them seriously and their basically 'party friends'.

Idk, if i could ever be in a relationship/ roomateship/ starship/ spaceship/ courtship with a sociopath.
I just can't trust yall, cause yall wanna do is 'get effed up' or 'give/get tug jobs' and never really stop trying to charm peps.

but hey
'this time baby i'll be bulletproff, yall'
-la poopz

FEELIN SORRY?

Yall, I've been kinda regretful lately. Not exactly happy about some of the 'shenanigans' I've playing. I've actually been real upset about how lazy I've become.

Seems like all I do is:
Sleep
Eat
Download 'alt' music
Search for new 'alt' music
Read Nylon
Read Perez
Read HRO
check my myspace/twitter/facebook/email/mail-box/piggy bank/frigerator
and fail my practice tests.

Really feeling useless, and like a bad kiddy. Maybe I should compost? donate clothes? donate blood? donate plasma? donate Bonners?

I did some stuff, you did some stuff. And hey, we're not so proud of our ACZTIONS.
At least I do my homework...

PROCRASTINATION!!

Sup hoe's. So I failed my compass test and need to retake it, so I got bunch of shit to study so I'll pass. The thing is I don't ever study for anything, so instead of being on my macbook I should be practicing punctuation, and core 3 mathmaticalsz.

Why can't I just be good at math yall. Why can't I just learn how to edit a paper. Why can't studying be kuet and fun. I h8 high school, just wanna be with my own kind at college; where people read blogs, dress alt, and buy misbhave. I wanna be able to leave class whenever I need to check my myspace, I wish I could be with people who 'get me' yall.

Just h8 how difficult the compass test is. Actually I'm just retarded, and its actually easy shit.

What are Plays?

[ image via http://www.reallyuseful.com/shows/cats/gallery ]

Sup yall, I've recently decided to start taking drama because there was no room left in Health and I hate PE. So far I learned how much I h8 drama kids, and how annoying it is to play improve games with conservative mormans; all I wanna do is joke about anal and DOC.

Decided to audition for one-act plays, and got casted in a homoerotic/ 12 year old writen play about captin hook. I play wendy's little brother michael. I decided to play the role like a stoner brobag. Feel pretty confident on my choice of how I protray the fggt/ footy pajama wearing/ ""cat noise"" bro.

Have yall ever been in a play, were you a lead via teacher preference, or a backdrop loser used to fill space. I was a lead cause school try to use the ethnics first and now I'm very out of place.
Have yall found a class/ group/ cult where you feel in place yet?
Wish I was yall if you have, cause apparently I'm not a business man, artist, or theater pro.
not everyone is maryam abdi I guess.

Miss you elementry school.

FRIENDSHIP!!!

What is friendship yall? Is it someone who will party with you and get 'trashed' with? Is it someone who you can flash your vadge/ tits/ bonner with? Or is it some sort of person that you bring with you on reality shows?

I think it can be all of those but I think I'd choose the last out of all. The reason I'm blogging about stupid shit like friendship is because I have stupid people that are in my life that hold no value and I'm trying to decide what makes them a good friend vs. a dumptatstic bitchbag.

Do your good/ real friends take yall to burger King

Or do they go see shitty movies with yall?

Will they go to concerts with yall?

Maybe they make space bongs via gatoraid bottle and sink filter.

I think good friends care about you by making you fergalicious collages for your birthday and christmas. 

I think good friends dress 'alt' with you and take macbook pics with you.

Or put on child predator glasses and cardigans and then go to hipster coffee shops and look for altbros/hoes to stare at.

I'm sure that the friends I have know how to be a 'relevant friend' and not act like/ look like a fugly mnstrm unreliable jerktron! 

Its just my friends by default that I h8.

How do I remove those friends, yall?

I really wanna know

Lacoste Red! Collection

[Image via frillr]

I'm a big fan of lacoste Red! collection. It's those white pants, I just can't help myself. For some reason there's some ethnics in the campaign, it's obviously because Obama is in, and so is AZNs cause of China taking over via the economy.

Anyway yall Lacoste is a little over price but its pretty relevant and shizz. Go here to buy http://shopapparel.lacoste.com/index.html

Denim

[photo via Lastnightspart]

Weirdly interested in how denim is made. Actually I know how; AZN people(i.e babies) like myself are put into factories and given snack wraps and quarters and forced to make yards of died blue cotton. This is turned into kuetsy rompers like the one above. And into skinny jeans that altbro's wear in order to stay relevant and conceptual.

Kinda obsessed with denim clothes yall. Think I might gmail American Apparel and ask them to make a new line of denim nessesities. Gotta stay fierce yallz

First Interview

IS..... with myself

Skyler Rodriguez is 17 and from Seattle, WA. He spends the majority of his life at school, which he considers the most corrupt thing since China. He enjoys reading magazines and eating at Burger King. He can't play any sports and has no desire to learn.

Q: What is your favorite class at school?
"Probably English but I kinda hate them all, so that questions slightly irrelevant and stupid."

Q: If you could design your most perfect class what would it be about?
"A textile designing/ screen printing class where you can make your own fabrics and print on them with intricate designs using several medium's such as cotton, denim, leather, and wood."

Q: Who would teach it, and how could I sign up?
"It would be taught by a 1980s underground fashion designer from Tabago. She would only wear onesies like YSL jumpers and Channel roumpers. She'd also have a sequined eye patch, that she required from a slumdog millionaire-esque event. The only way to get into the class is though submiting your potfolio with a head shot, no uglies may apply."

Q: Who are you faviorte labels?
"Diesel, 3.1 Philip Lim, insight, acne, Fred Perry, Dior Homme, anything vintage, oh and Banana Republic hahaha"

Q: Who would be on your dream top 8 on myspace?
" hmmmm #8 would be Dr. Phil cause I need my advice from generation OLD,
#7 would be Carles from HRO cause I needa stay culturally relevant,
#6 would be Britney Spears sinces she's back bitches,
#5 would be god for obvious reasons, and
#4 would be Boo from Super Mario Brothers only becuase he is so so frierce,
#3 would have to be Amanda Wakefield because she's famous didn't you know?
#2 would be Santa Claus becuase I require the gifts that are made by elfpreds.
Lastly #1 would definatley be LIndsay Lohan becuase she's the future and present of fashion yall. "

Q: What are the top 3 Songs on your itunes?

1. Poker Face -Lady GaGa
2. Paper Planes-M.I.A.
3. Valarie -Mark Ronson

Q: Finally if you could be any animal what would it be?
Pikachu, he isn't like that fat ass snorlax.

[Via ffffound]

Elena Jacket

Is super sick, and your probably jealous right now.
ZOMG, and its sunny outside. I haven't seen the sun in months now.
yall