WHY I DEACTIVATED MY FACEBOOK

School.

Work.

Friends.

Cats.

But mostly school.

Take a look at my current schedule. Does that not look like it will ultimately kill me? Right now I’m a little scared because I want to have a social life but I’m not trying to get C’s right before I start applying for college. Not to mention I have to study for the SATs because I did terrible! Something has to give before I start school.

I realized after a morning talk with a couple of besties that today would be the day I give up and sacrifice something for school. So what was I wasting my time on the most: obviously the Internet but more specifically on Facebook. Sometimes I can spend up to 4 hours on Facebook just in one day. My life needs reform and it starts now.

Have you/are you thinking about the all the lame (but necessary) priorities in your life? Deactivating your Facebook might be a good idea. I’ve starting treating my life like my budget: I have 24-hours in a day and I need to make sure I spend them wisely. Often when a task requires the computer I take breaks and check my fb. However, those breaks can last up to an hour. That’s not where I’m trying to use my time.

Budget your day, do you think you can afford to spend the time you do on facebook? If you don’t I suggest ditching Facebook Anyway, you can still come back because nothing every really gets deleted on Facebook.

Da bible

I went to church today. I'm not sure why people spend an hour of their week listening to a skinny white guy tell you why you're a sinner. Or why you have to 'Repent' not sure what the eff is going on. I have a couple of interpretations though.
I heard this bro named Jonah was being a giant peen and tried to commit suicide in order to please God. Idk why someone would voulenteeringly jump into a mega stank ass whales mouth. Anytit he got puked out a couple days later and probs smelt like straight up vadge.
Some peps think this is about temptation or something but i interpreterate this as the more you piss people off the more shitty you'll be later on.

Honestly church is boring as shit. Plus it's so forced. I don't like being told some bro in the sky is watching me play with my cats.
Hey god it's me, PussyPuss. Don't feed me to a stanky vadge fish because I don't give an eff what you want me to do.
<3 you.

Fall Quarter

I have yet to do something good this quarter. I've honestly wasted so much time. I have nothing to show for it, nothing.
Do you ever feel like you spend so much time on nothing?
It kills me...
How do you get yourself to a successful place?
How do you make yourself feel accomplished?

Do you read books?
I heard of this book called 'titlight.' Is it any good?
Do you make people feel bad about themselves?
I know of these people called 'sociopaths.' I guess they like it when people do shit/ feel bad for you.
Do you start cults? I've heard of this Italian hooker named lady gaga. She seems to stand for some kind of satanic cult. Sounds rewarding!
I guess most people have to work hard to feel accomplished/ successful. So maybe I should start studying more.
NEW MOTTO! studying and working hard will get you places. Not worshiping satan!
YAYYYYYY WINTER QUARTER!!!

Boob Sweat

Serious serious boob sweat. I need to learn to drive. I need to get a car. I need to stop relying in stupid shit.


Life lessons surprise you- like boob sweat surprises a once skinny fat chick. How do you compromise when its all on you. You don't, you blame other people!
So here is a list of people I blame for Lisa not being in my English class/ me not driving/ me not having a car/ ghosts.

• My parents- they've lived their life in stupidity and its unfortuneatly passed on to me.
• Every person in my English 101 class- y'all ain't shit, so drop the class.
• Bailey Lubick!!!! Thanks for swaying me into signing up for classes way late! You're super to blame!
• Jesus- When exactly do you start guiding me into the right path?
• My cats- poop.
• Public Transit- Why are you so unreliable and not frequent? Serious shiteousness.
• All my classes at IHS- wish I could just go for 1-4, but I can't because two of my classes are not offered accordingly.
• Fergie- You make me piss my pants.

My blog has really gone downhill since Obama became president.

Summers 09's dead

No more underage stripper dances, no more late night parties w/the hoe's, no more fruit and pool parties, and no more sun.
Though I may be saddened by the end of this glorious summer I won't miss being a fat lazy dumbass! And being away from productivity, and real life...
I think everyone including myself need this summer to end. Its about time to get priorities in check, and mindsets corrected.
V-necks need to be ironed, and notebooks need to be decorated w/a signature that say " Hey this is me, this picture of miley represents who I am!"
I'm feeling pretty happy of the idea of owning some new shit, I mean its about time...

But not too happy to seeing abunch of people who I h8!

I have a Job!

A lot of you may be at home during this summer, sleeping, getting "fucked up" , and taking hits of coke off your bff's iPhone. And probably many of yall think to yourselves "Wowzer bro, I'm like totally out of dollar bills and can no long vist your cousin at ricks. I need a job!"
And many of yall try for this job. And fail
BUT NOT ME!!
I never give up yall, except in contact sports, or anything mascline.

Yet while on the job I realized the stress level, and how tired I easily became. Honestly, I'm a just too lazy and stupid to have a job.

Unless that job is one of the following:
Cat Scientist, this job will incorporate my two favorite things, cats and white lab coats.
T-shirt gun launcher: I have an uncanny obsession with t-shirt gun's. I see them and go ape shit. Honestly, when I see a person with a t-shirt gun ready to launch their sexy goods into a crowd of filthy consumers I become the kind of person I h8 and run for to that projectile. I'd also be the most loved man at all sporting events.
T-bell worker: easy to get this job, and all the chilupa's and cunt wrap supremes I want. Sadly I don't think T-bell promotes from within.

I'm obviously going nowhere if I choose these jobs, but I just can't help myself, I have only so many skills.
Maybe I can be just get my G.E.D. and join the marines!

Fatty, and yall

Do yall feel good this summer? Do yall ever feel bad for eating the loads of ice cream, for drinking anti-light beer, for being an all around fatty?

Every summer I can usually get 'in shape' via late night workouts and sleeping.
But for some reason the distractions are heavier.
The ice cream is tastier.
The naps are shorter.
And so are the workouts.

Am I a quitter? Am I a fatty?

My only weakness.
Do yall have any tricks on how to not be such a lazy fat ass?
I wish I wasn't poor and could continue my interpretive queefing dance classes.