Fatty, and yall

Do yall feel good this summer? Do yall ever feel bad for eating the loads of ice cream, for drinking anti-light beer, for being an all around fatty?

Every summer I can usually get 'in shape' via late night workouts and sleeping.
But for some reason the distractions are heavier.
The ice cream is tastier.
The naps are shorter.
And so are the workouts.

Am I a quitter? Am I a fatty?

My only weakness.
Do yall have any tricks on how to not be such a lazy fat ass?
I wish I wasn't poor and could continue my interpretive queefing dance classes.